Match Day

switch control to the player nearest the ball by bashing the fire button

I beat the computer 29-1 in a 5 minute game and I did it without a joystick

How did I do it? Well I watched the computer players over and over, and finally found It's weakness. Its possible to score beginning at the centre spot with only three passes! Plus, when played correctly it's very hard to defend and only takes three mins

Press arrow and kick together. Immediately you've kicked it, keep your finger on the arrow button.

If you score exactly on heft-time, as the clock changes from 44-45 minutes the clock carries on until 90 minutes when half-time arrives. In the second half the clock goes Onto 125 minutes

If you win two games in a row you get your subscription

collect various heavenly items such as halos